Oh, you funny dog,
Who does help the blind.
Why do you do it ?,
Oh, you do poo it,
All over our lawn,
Where we wish to be seen,
Eating vanilla ice cream.
Oh, you funny dog,
You walk right the way through it,
While you do, do it,
On our lawn that we wish to adorn,
With beautiful blankets'
And picnics', past dawn.
Oh, you funny dog,
Why do you do it ?,
Why do you poo it ?,
Over our luscious lawns.
Where our children wish to be seen, playing football ,
And eating ice cream.
Oh you funny dog,
You leave your poo it; while you do; do it,
All over the place, where our kids' play.
Why do you do it ?,
Why Do you poo it ?,
Where the kids' play,
A wonderful grace,
In a park full of your poo it,
Please walk my friend, over the other end.
